usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

becausebirds:

the difference between birds and birbs

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

(Source: mgustave)

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

tavr0ss sent:

what does puta mean?

peachesnchapinx:

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

staff:

allforoneandoneforallphotos:

For some reason this is all I get when there’s new activity on one of my blogs…

F

totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

(Source: 90s90s90s)

luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

(Source: straightwhiteboystexting)

(Source: edating)